going home ON TIME today. I don’t know what to do with myself.

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tastefullyoffensive:

[spiderwebbing]

thedevilsingssondheim:

shutupmerlin:

My least favourite part about being alive is when you do your before bed pee and then as soon as you’re all snuggled up in bed and comfortable your bladder is like YO DUDE I GOT SOME MORE SORT ME OUT. 

I SAT HERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS HAD TO DO WITH THE STEPHEN SONDHEIM MUSICAL NUMBER AND I WAS SO CONFUSED that’s all

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darthxinvader:

Realistic 

1)  The day my sister got back from the hospital after a suicide attempt. I didnt let go for about an hour.

2) Kid just found out his brother was shot and killed.

3) A Russian war veteran kneels beside the tank he spent the war in, now a monument.

4) Man sobbing at animal shelter. After being jailed briefly and his dog Buzz Lightyear impounded he couldn’t afford the $400 to get his pet back.

5) A firefighter gives water to a koala during the devastating Black Saturday bushfires that burned across Victoria, Australia, in 2009.

6) Alcoholic father with his son

7) Robert Peraza pauses at his son’s name on the 9/11 Memorial during the tenth anniversary ceremonies at the site of the World Trade Center.

8) Greg Cook hugs his dog Coco after finding her inside his destroyed home in Alabama following the Tornado in March, 2012

9) After two double lung transplants and years of battling cystic fibrosis, my good friend passed away last Saturday. This was one of the last pics taken with his mother.

These are probably some of the most powerful pictures I’ve ever seen and some hit close to home.

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chatterboxrose:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

It’s great when you work at a book store like Barnes and Noble and people come up to the information desk looking for a book and say “well I don’t know the author or the title but the cover was blue and it was over on that table maybe like, three weeks ago?” Or that they heard about it on “insert radio or tv show here” so obviously I must watch or listen to that religiously and know exactly what they are talking about. I specifically had a woman yesterday who came up and asked if I still had a magazine we used to carry. I asked what it was called and she said “Astrology something,” I think. I’m not going to find it unless you know, I’m sorry. And she was like, “god, I can’t believe you don’t carry it.” Sigh.

I very nearly lost my job because of a stupid customer.  I had been the store manager for 3 years and had been “promoted” (hah!) to floor manager because the company wanted a MALE MANAGER (they actually said that. don’t even get me started there).  I was training a new staff member in customer service and point of sale - so I was serving a customer.  She wasn’t one of the easiest customers to deal with, but she left somewhat satisfied.  She then called my manager and complained about me, saying that I had yelled at her and called her names.  My manager (and also the CEO) took the side of the customer, even though the new staff member AND my 2IC were right there at the time.
Sometimes customers are just not nice people.
(That’s about when I started looking for a new job).

chatterboxrose:

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

It’s great when you work at a book store like Barnes and Noble and people come up to the information desk looking for a book and say “well I don’t know the author or the title but the cover was blue and it was over on that table maybe like, three weeks ago?” Or that they heard about it on “insert radio or tv show here” so obviously I must watch or listen to that religiously and know exactly what they are talking about. I specifically had a woman yesterday who came up and asked if I still had a magazine we used to carry. I asked what it was called and she said “Astrology something,” I think. I’m not going to find it unless you know, I’m sorry. And she was like, “god, I can’t believe you don’t carry it.” Sigh.

I very nearly lost my job because of a stupid customer.  I had been the store manager for 3 years and had been “promoted” (hah!) to floor manager because the company wanted a MALE MANAGER (they actually said that. don’t even get me started there).  I was training a new staff member in customer service and point of sale - so I was serving a customer.  She wasn’t one of the easiest customers to deal with, but she left somewhat satisfied.  She then called my manager and complained about me, saying that I had yelled at her and called her names.  My manager (and also the CEO) took the side of the customer, even though the new staff member AND my 2IC were right there at the time.

Sometimes customers are just not nice people.

(That’s about when I started looking for a new job).

(Source: 9gag)

theheirsofdurin:

cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman

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unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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